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Weird Thoughts 

That is always ~65F with minimal active cooling or heating..

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Weird Thoughts 

Really... I want a cozy secret dragon lair with a small garden filled with tasty peppers and things that I can bring inside in the winter and keep growing to eat.

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Weird Thoughts 

I hate modern housing design.

I want to live under a roof that that has a foot of living top soil and native grasses.

I want channeled natural lightning with a switch to turn it off.

I want a hill attached to my home via a finished tunnel that really the garage.

I want disguised solar panels.

I want a small paved courtyard surrounded by trees out back that is really a clever heat sink in the winter.

I want a home that disappears into nature aside form the windows.

Seattle Area: Do you need a very cheap (manual transmission) car in good condition? :boost_ok: 

It's a 1995 Honda Accord DX, 5 speed manual. In amazing condition for 200,000 miles, just had its timing belt replaced.

This car has been worked hard but very lovingly cared for.

Its biggest issue: it was rear-ended and the trunk doesn't close properly (but doesn't seem to leak). Second worst: the windows squeak when you roll them down.

Clean title, has a solid 100k miles left in it.

Asking ~$800.

Please help me boost the toot this is in response to :blobowo:

I'm hoping to find someone in need who could really make use of some quality reliable transportation. That price isn't firm, either. :blobuwu:

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The werewolf held a pumpkin shaped bucket. In it's massive paws it appeared comically small .

"Twick o' tweat? Oh, um, and no chockit, pwease."

I looked up at their puppy eyes, just visible below my door frame.

Beside them, a vampire dressed as a cheerleader rolled his eyes; behind them both a barely corporeal ghost struggled to keep their sheet on.

"Is... a tummy rub a treat?"

The werewolf's tail knocked over all my jack-o-lanterns.

#TootFic #MicroFiction #Writing #TerylsTales #Paranormal

I am Kelsey, a trans PoC.
I am Kelsey, a trans neon pink husky.
I am KLCY, an uploaded digital consciousness.
I am AXIOS, a giant husky robot made from smaller giant husky robots.
I am Aura, Shayne, Stratus, Karol, Megan, Mal, Ashleigh, Aneko, Libby, Takato, Kai, Damien, and Rachel.

I've been so many people, trying to be wanted. It'd be nice to finally settle on something.

“Vacation day”: a day in which I only spend a couple of hours on work rather than all day

Just trans things, boobs 

I don't want to be part of society today. I just want to poke at my chest and watch the jiggle physics happen.

Pathfinder Game 

The worst part was... she meant start the friendly match as a way to get attention and get people talking so the bard could loosen lips and get information for the party. Instead the bard got an exploding rune invitation smacked on her back.. for being too brazen with names..

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Pathfinder Game 

So... tonight the minotaur barbarian lost a friendly arm wrestling match to my half-elf dragonblooded sorceress.. and then lost the much less friendly wrestling match while raging in front of a bunch of pirates, in -the- salty pirate bar in front of a bunch of pirates. Then poor smith's daughter and her tiny dragon familiar made quite the impression with post victory celebrations.. becoming an instant celebrity among the less savory sorts.

She-Ra Nonsene 

HORDAK IS JUST THE INCOMPETENT FACTORIO ENGINEER WHO CRASHED ON PLANET OF TECHNO REGRESSIVES AND EXPLOITED THE CASUAL RACIALISM THE ETHERIANS SHOWED TO THE LESS PRETTY BEAST FOLK!

CHANGE MY MIND!

The Outer Worlds 

Stat Wise I built this character with lots of diplomacy and intelligence hoping to talk my way through a bunch of problems and help people..

Instead I vaporize corporate lackeys... sweet talk outlaws and pirates... into helping out our fellow Autonomous Independents!

WE WILL FREE HALYCON FROM CORPORATE TYRANNY THROUGH FIRE!

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The Outer Worlds 

Me:
With in 10 seconds of meeting the corporate scumbag major of the starter town I couldn't contain my rage at situation and immediately crammed my busted up sawed off shotgun down his throat and splattered him across the walls... only to die to his guards.

After that... well I found a plasma rifle and started the great crusade against the Board!

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The Outer Worlds 

Outer Worlds is so good....

but holy fuck.. Aurora and I set out to play very different games and then somehow we swapped..

She was gonna be strong drgn axe all the problems away.. and somehow has turned into.. peacemaking diplomat, improve everyone's lives and only kill when needed..

Okay... I officially hate Azure...

Service Principles are just a fucking pain in the ass when trying to do anything with Terraform.

Vent 

No hot water as of last night, property manager said they'd send someone today to look at it, no eta.

Terraform module I'm working is being fucky.. and my work vpn keeps dropping out, which is making coordinating with coworker much more annoying..

Already 3 days behind on this... and life is conspiring to make me fall further behind.. after catching up last week... just kinda bleh.

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