bible, dunking on modern religion
i honestly don't get it when christians (and even some jews) are all like "god loves you and forgives you uwu"
like,,,, have they read the old testament??? because i did. for eight years as part of school, and as an interest in my free time. so i can safely tell pretty much anyone reading this:
god hates you. like,, REALLY hates you. from the bottom of his heart. and he's also fucking PISSED. and he'll Never Ever forgive you. so y'all better fucking watch yourselves cause there's probably plague and or hungry bears and or a meteor strike coming your way