wolfe but sad @wolfgang@awoo.space

too hot outside, too cold in the air conditioned inside

furry floating hands sex scene, but me and the floating hands are signing to communicate what we like

no, you're not "such a virgo lol", you just have undiagnosed adhd

if you want someone to blame and or recipes for minnesota salads that aren't really salads, go see @ that midwestern mom @ tiktok

came back from the store with a can of "mixed fruits in light syrup" (i wanted just peaches but that's all they had), danish "cookies with butter" (as opposed to butter cookies), artificial maple-flavored syrup (i can't tell the difference anyway)

i portioned out some canned fruit pieces and my stabilized whipped cream from earlier, crushed a couple cookies on top, drizzled out the fake syrup, and gave it a good ol' folding

then

came the moment of truth.

will this weird tiktok inspired hyperfixation of mine actually stand the test of reality? or will i find myself disappointed and deflated, spiraling into a morass of food related uncertainty and woe?

my tail folded back fearfully as i picked up a spoonful and put it in my mouth..........

upon which i realized..............

that it came out really good! fluffy and sweet and somehow slightly salad-like

minnesota salad that's not really salad, as prepared an ocean and a half away from minnesota: 7/10

ok now i'll go to the store and bring back a few unlikely ingredients for the "salad"

brb making stabilized whipped cream aka cool whip

this morning i woke up hiccuping like a gosh dang CLOWN i tell ya

oh don't mind me i'm just standing on the balcony and burping every few seconds

lesser known crohn's/ibs symptoms: constant, unshakeable, unrelenting hiccups

wanna try making a minnesota salad that isn't really a salad but i'll literally have to make my own cool whip for that because israel doesn't do cool whip

i've been seriously learning israeli sign for, like, 2.5 months now, and honestly, i'm very pleased with my progress. i don't remember ever having learned a language this fast 😳

watching tom scott plus videos and thinking to myself "man it must be nice being abled"

i don't have enough spoons to navigate getting a haircut without speaking, so instead i just became a Backwards Hat Guy

i took a bus out to a strip mall on the edge of my hometown and back, and i have now returned, the proud owner of TWO can openers! one of which is a conventional one with fewer hardware compatibility issues

aaaaaand i've found a can that's impossible to open with it

a thing which i recently discovered exists, and that i am now trying very hard to not obsessively learn:

signed toki pona