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TF, lewdish but not really 

Due to trying it the real product and talking lewdly, I must share my idea about TF peel off masks.

Peel off masks are a product where you apply it in a fully layer to your face, let it dry, and then it removes in a single sheet hopefully.

One of the manufacturers of theses even calls them "muds" and so the idea of "hyenamud." Apply it, and when you tug the mask off your face, you end up tugging out a new hyena muzzle.

mh (-) 

Well, the blow-up occurred and things are not totally on fire. Hooray.

mh (-) 

I wish programmers would find some other small talk topic than "How likely we are going to die in an earthquake due to the building we are in?"

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mh (-) 

Not doing well today. Feeling super disconnected even after boardgames last night. Worried about another split occuring in the community while also worried about world events like another war. I haven't been taking my medication as regularly and going again and now I'm feeling worse. On top of that, did not sleep well last night so which might be making this worse.

Headed to a happy hour tonight with coworkers in a vain attempt to pretend to be human when I'm feeling super dysphoric.

A brief history of gnolls 

3e: gnolls are vicious savage creatures, play one if you don’t mind being shafted ECL

4e: gnolls are vicious savage creatures, a gnoll PC is torn between two worlds and gets a cool encounter ability

Pathfinder: gnolls are vicious savage creatures beholden to Lamashtu, NEVER PLAYER CHARACTERS!

5e: gnolls are vicious savage creatures spawned by Yeenoghu zirself, NEVER PLAYER CHARACTERS! AND FFS YOU’RE NOT SUPPOSED TO THINK THEY’RE HOT!

kigus of your species as a means of species affirmation, boost if you agree

Silly thing I say that talks about women with masculine primary sexual characteristics. 

"Lady penis is classy"

Low level venting, ace, community management 

I really wish I was called on for more than just community management work. I have found out there were two orgies and two other events last night that I probably would have enjoyed to be at but I just stayed at home playing video games. Whenever there is an issue in the community, I get called upon to fix it. But when it comes to other things, I get left alone and that sucks.

I put an offer in on a house today. No guarantee that I will get it but will hear soon. Cross your fingers, send good vibes, or whatever else you feel will help me get this place if you have the energy for it.

For those who still use birdsite, if you could report the account MaracleJack for impersonation of myself, that’d be great. They have taken a large amount of art I’ve commissioned and are using it as themselves. Warning that it is a very explicit content account.

Cishet Silicon Valley industry transhumanists are the only people in the world who could somehow make transcorporeal, post-scarcity sex boring.

Dear Mastodon and other federated instances,

If you are looking for some internet-based comedy to fill the ever-yawning void that is what's left of your soul in this capitalist hellscape we call reality, might I recommend Loading Ready Run? Among the many diverse entertainment services they provide are Crapshots, which are tiny nuggets of sketch comedy. Here's a recent favorite of mine:

youtube.com/watch?v=mhLFW4CESH

0th world problems, whining still 

Oh, and I pushed myself hard at workout last night and my body is currently aching for my recovery time.

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0th world problems, whining still 

My extremely high paying job has me oncall every so often. This is my week. Got a call at 4 am and could not get back to sleep.

Housing discussion, polyam 

I’m working on buying a house in the near future. Plan is for it to be another communal living space / polycule. Right now, the plan is just myself, Grace, and Verdauga. I plan to buy a space that can support between 5-6 bodies. I don't have full details yet but it is slowly building. I'm excited and nervous.

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