My mood remains drastically improved, so I'm going to punish you all for your kindness with one of the most cerebral, pretentious, overcomplicated songs in the history of rock and roll. (And one of my favorite things ever. You have my permission to skip past the drum solo right to the "good part" at 2:23.)
@Momentrabbit Not yet, but I'll get right on it, Chief! *salute* There are some PROFOUNDLY nerdy Zappa wikis out there, and if there is proof such a thing existed, I think I at least have a good guess where it might be documented.