Current morale assessment (as measured in kittens):
-150.00 kittens
@zebratron2084 I am up one kitten in morale but I tell you I am fucking exhausted. kittens are adorable little balls of SO MUCH GODDAMN ENERGY.
@zebratron2084 also trying to juggle EXCITE!KITTEN with UNHAPPY!ADULTCAT is... tiring. o________o
@green If I knew the faintest thing about cat care, I'd volunteer to come over and help out! *hug*
@zebratron2084 you're welcome to come over--tomorrow afternoon, Thursday, but probably not Friday because there's a vet appointment right in the middle of the day... if you can flip a cat toy around, you can help distract and take some of the edge off his energy. XD but no worries, I'm just whining. XD
@zebratron2084 @green Kitten care is simple.
Sit there. Be furniture, scratching post, and tongue-lick snack.
That's pretty much it.
@green Also, EXCITE!KITTEN was the Famicon's BEST driving game.
@green @zebratron2084 I fear I must politely object, and gently suggest you have somehow forgotten "Pocelot Position", which as you will recall was ported as part of the "Noland Bushnell's Contractual Obligation Package".
@Momentrabbit @zebratron2084 @green
what about decapod decathlon? or is it disqualified for the hyperspace jump, and icbm toss minigames?
@zebratron2084 oh no! not 150 antimatter kittens, they are so cute, but cause annihilation when petted.