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I think I just mastered the art of making egg rolls.

It was so much easier than I expected.

I'm scared too.

People put CHEESECAKE in these goddamn things apparently.

I could put cheesecake in these goddamn things apparently.

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@001zlnv Let me put on my patented Alton Brown Food Pedantry Glasses, please forgive me:

"Strictly speaking, a cheesecake would typically be made from a baked cream cheese and egg mixture, while cannoli cream is a loose, cold mixture of ricotta and whipping cream. Also, cannoli pastry is thicker than an eggroll wrapper and contains sugar and eggs."

*shudders and takes off glasses* Ouch. That was unpleasant. I'm sending those back for a refund.

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@001zlnv But there's still nothing stopping me from putting cannoli cream in an egg roll wrapper either, now that you mention it. O_O

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