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I think I just mastered the art of making egg rolls.
It was so much easier than I expected.
I'm scared too.
People put CHEESECAKE in these goddamn things apparently.
I could put cheesecake in these goddamn things apparently.
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Isn't that just a cannoli?
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@001zlnv Let me put on my patented Alton Brown Food Pedantry Glasses, please forgive me:
"Strictly speaking, a cheesecake would typically be made from a baked cream cheese and egg mixture, while cannoli cream is a loose, cold mixture of ricotta and whipping cream. Also, cannoli pastry is thicker than an eggroll wrapper and contains sugar and eggs."
*shudders and takes off glasses* Ouch. That was unpleasant. I'm sending those back for a refund.
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@001zlnv But there's still nothing stopping me from putting cannoli cream in an egg roll wrapper either, now that you mention it. O_O
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You have no idea how many experiments I have done to find out how much cream cheese/crab/lime/carribean spice is too much to go into an egg roll wrap... they were friggin' yuge, I tells ya!
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@zebratron2084 HEDONISM CHALLENGE