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Make that six cheesecakes.

Here is a list of all the things in our apartment that have recently broken or malfunctioned:

* the dishwasher
* the vaporizer
* the desk fan
* the microwave carousel
* my portable media drive
* the apartment dryer

I'd go take a nap, but I'd be half-afraid the bedframe would break. -_-

mood 

@zebratron2084 A suggestion: Get it all over with. Invite Inspector Clouseau over for dinner.

mood 

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Take them apart use the remaining bits to construct a horrible hybrid machine that combines all their functions half assedly.

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