@Phorm Heh, wait till you see the (possible fake) image that inspired it...

https://www.reddit.com/r/niceguys/comments/a7jgfm/yeah_the_woman_is_the_problem_here/

(cw: abusive language, misogyny, extreme "nice guy" behavior)

@Phorm Also, I probably just outed my new Reddit account that way, but... whatevs. You people already knew I was a contentious jerk. :)

@zebratron2084 *Dumbfounded stare.* *Claws own eyes out*

*Beat*

How quickly can we get the raccoons into space? Because on second thought, they deserve better than the mess we're leaving them to inherit.

@Phorm To be fair to the Hyoo-mans... Remember, far worse BS than this was normal 40 years ago! Hell, we *celebrated* this kind of mindgame as "swinger culture." The very fact there's an immune reaction against it, and misogynistic twerps like this feel like they're against the wall, means there might be a shred of hope for us...

(Nonetheless, I welcome our new trashpanda overlords.)

@Phorm @zebratron2084

But what do you dissolve the raccoons in?

@001zlnv @Phorm What a silly question! In the vat of raccoons that have ALREADY undergone the procedure.

It's like making sourdough. You need a good raccoon starter, and when you're done, you save a jar of raccoon slurry for the next batch.

@zebratron2084 @Phorm

Raccoon slurry seems like it should be a euphemism for something.

@001zlnv @zebratron2084 Raccoon Slurry is the name of my uptempo glitchcore cover band.

@Phorm @zebratron2084
It's a really good band name.