basic physics, applied murphology 

"If you put a spoonful of wine in a barrel full of sewage, you get sewage. If you put a spoonful of sewage in a barrel full of wine... you get sewage." -- Schopenhauer's Law of Entropy

basic physics, applied murphology 

@zebratron2084 Well.

This bodes poorly for the internet. And humanity.

Bring on the dawn of the age of raccoons!

basic physics, applied murphology 

@Phorm @zebratron2084

But what do you dissolve the raccoons in?

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re: basic physics, applied murphology 

@001zlnv @Phorm What a silly question! In the vat of raccoons that have ALREADY undergone the procedure.

It's like making sourdough. You need a good raccoon starter, and when you're done, you save a jar of raccoon slurry for the next batch.

re: basic physics, applied murphology 

@zebratron2084 @Phorm

Raccoon slurry seems like it should be a euphemism for something.

re: basic physics, applied murphology 

@001zlnv @zebratron2084 Raccoon Slurry is the name of my uptempo glitchcore cover band.

re: basic physics, applied murphology 

@Phorm @zebratron2084
It's a really good band name.

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