Okay, the poor overworked agent at the counter SWORE up and down I'd probably be able to make my connection, even though it's only 15 minutes, and involves going between terminals.

I'm skeptical, but at least there's hope, and the consequences still don't sound all that bad if he's wrong. Best case: home on time. Next best: free hotel and looks like a morning flight is probably available. Worst likely case: they won't cover the hotel and I'm out a bit of Xmas money. Worst possible case: I snap completely and devour an airline agent. 🐯

If you don't see headlines tomorrow about Chicago Animal Control being called to O'Hare, things are going fine. ​

@zebratron2084 no, don’t eat the agent, eating in the airport always costs way too much.

@Leucrotta actually the dude gave me
like $40 in meal vouchers for being chill about everything so he is a tiger best friend forever =^______^=