@Leucrotta Listen, I mean, if it didn't work for the Welsh, it won't work for the gnomes.
#Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch
@Leucrotta No, but I'm not sure I believe you, mostly because I'm not sure I believe Welsh people have a clear enough idea of what "vowels" are for this story to happen. Unless they added a "W" or something. :D
@zebratron2084 the family name was Dw (“dark”) so they entered the USA as Dew.
@zebratron2084 did I ever tell you about the ex- whose family was so Welsh that they Anglicized their name by adding a vowel when they came to America?