worldpol; 🐯; "religion"-adjacent
Major apocalypse beast feels this morning. I just wanna take a big dripping gooey bite out of the planet, maybe bat the moon into it a few times and leave some craters, just go Full Kaiju on everybody.
I would be honored to take your applications to be my Whore of Babylon, though of course Anthy's got dibs. QUALIFICATIONS: any Chaotic alignment, 10-15 years experience handling giant fuzzy murderbeasts, ideal candidate would enjoy drinking the blood of saints, succubal or other infernal experience preferred
worldpol; 🐯; "religion"-adjacent
@zebratron2084 uh... I stole some money from a babysitter once, I got suspended for throwing a domino at a teacher once, and I got detention a lot in high school for fighting. And I widdled on a squad car. That’s pretty sinful right?
re: worldpol; 🐯; "religion"-adjacent
@Leucrotta Hmm. Avarice, wrath... whaddaya got for lust, though? *shuffles papers*
re: worldpol; 🐯; "religion"-adjacent
@Leucrotta Also, you wouldn't happen to be able to play any brass instruments, would you? Trumpets? I know you can handle a sword. We might be able to get you a gig as an angel of doom...
re: worldpol; 🐯; "religion"-adjacent
@zebratron2084 oh HEY lust wise I helped Wicked Grounds during Folsom and did some Gay art for them!
re: worldpol; 🐯; "religion"-adjacent
@zebratron2084 no, but I can play keyboards and am pretty ok playing a djembe. Lust wise I went to an orgy once, and I was in a couple of threesomes years ago. Uh... and I pissed in a watersports enthusiast’s mouth once cause they were real into it even though it’s not my kink.
I did try to end the world once while tripping, but I got distracted, and it would have been a bad idea even if I could do it.