@kelseyhusky I think I'm gonna compromise with my darker nature, save the $15 delivery fee, and just go eat at the local gas station. :)
This being New Orleans, this actually ain't as bad as it sounds. They have, like, empanadas and boudin eggrolls and calzones and stuff, and their food actually gets a surprisingly high Yelp rating... And I'm not feeding, like Yum Brands and/or Skynet in the process. :)
But you're not wrong—I could still fuckin murder a Crunchwrap & an XXL Grilled Stuft...