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You know you ain't destined for a long life when you impulse-search "chicken fried steak" in your new neighborhood and get TWENTY results within walking distance...

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And oh, good, the one-star Yelp reviews for the local Waffle House pass the Karen Test. (i.e., they're all basically MY GLASS HAD A SMUDGE, THE WAITRESS SEEMED DISTRACTED, AND YOU DIDN'T HAVE FAIR-TRADE MAPLE SYRUP, I WANT TO SPEAK TO A MANAGER)

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@zebratron2084 Mmmmmmmmm, that sounds really good

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@zebratron2084 Y'know when your complaints about a Waffle House are about smudged glasses and stuff, you're really reaching and possibly have never encountered actually good hash browns in your life.

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@Leucrotta Yeah, TBH, my 4★ standard for a Waffle House is "ate food; liked it; lived." I still owe them a huge debt of gratitude for basically keeping us alive through @LeDiva's madcap journey through the South years ago...

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