The rules to “99 Bottles of Beer” are that whoever yells UNO! first when you get to singing one bottle, wins the actual beer.

If you’re lucky it’s a Red Stripe. Usually Milwaukee’s Best tho.

@Leucrotta Hmm, I wonder if I've finally found somebody who might actually care, if I deliver my whole spiel about what my favorite drinking games have in common...

(TL;DR: They should be as short as possible, e.g., drinking for "Hi Bob!" with The Bob Newhart Show, "Drink every time Vyv demolishes something" for Young Ones, or "Drink whatever the Archer cast is drinking, when they drink it*." Drinking games with multi-page lists are lame.)

*DO NOT ATTEMPT THIS ONE FOR YOU WILL SURELY DIE

@zebratron2084 ... toke whenever anyone says “it is the prophecy,” “it is the legend,” “for he is the Kwisatz Haderach,” etc.

... eat a slice of pie whenever he says “Diane”?

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