day job, cafe life, homestar
basically Teen Girl Squad just sat down next to me and started having a conversation at 110 dB and I'm just sitting here waiting for the ARROWED guy to show up and take them out for me 😾
re: day job, cafe life, homestar
@Phorm Are you kidding? I do that to @anthracite like twice a day. :> (Also, lucky for them, they left like 5 mins after I posted that. PRESSING SOCIAL OBLIGATION'ED!)
day job, cafe life, homestar
@zebratron2084 Bad news, it's up to you
re: day job, cafe life, homestar
@Soreth MARTIAN'ED!
("I got you this half-digested gazelle carcass!")
day job, cafe life, homestar
@zebratron2084
... perhaps you are supposed to be the TIGER-MAULLLLL in this scenario?
So-and-so would want it that way.
day job, cafe life, homestar
@zebratron2084 You are hearby obligated to jump out of your seat, loudly proclaim "Corn chips are no place for a mighty Tiger!" And then maul them.