lewd, kink, alternate timelines, wishful thinking, long-lost opportunities, bit of sour grapes for good measure
I keep making references today to the worst and 2nd-worst timelines...
Just for reference, in the best timeline, I'm at a hotel where I can spend the day like this...
Oh well. I got it once. It was wonderful. It was everything I'd hoped for. I wondered at that moment if it would be promptly yanked away from me, by the usual suspects. Naturally, I was absolutely right.
re: lewd, kink, alternate timelines, wishful thinking, long-lost opportunities, bit of sour grapes for good measure
@Phorm Me, either. I could write a book.
Oh, wait, I am. It's been real therapeutic so far.
re: lewd, kink, alternate timelines, wishful thinking, long-lost opportunities, bit of sour grapes for good measure
@zebratron2084 I'm in the "never experienced it" camp.
S' not fun here, but I guess I have fewer wounds.
No, wait, that's not right. They're just different wounds. Internal necrosis instead of acute stabbings.
re: lewd, kink, alternate timelines, wishful thinking, long-lost opportunities, bit of sour grapes for good measure
@Phorm Stabbings might be a little strong for _most_ of the whole saga, except right up at the end there. But I don't have the mental fortitude left to censor myself right now: my ex-housemates deserve some kind of Lucy Van Pelt trophy for last-minute ball retractions. And they had the fucking nerve to wonder why I was sullen and temperamental all the time. Mysterious how that all cleared up within a month of me moving out with Peggy.
That's okay. I've still had an interesting life. I'm still glad it all happened, and I wouldn't trade meeting you nor anyone else. Not *even* them. Beats hell out of any timeline where I stayed a Christian and/or never got out of Ohio.
lewd, kink, alternate timelines, wishful thinking, long-lost opportunities, bit of sour grapes for good measure
@Phorm @zebratron2084 Well, I mean, at least ...
...
...
Wait, vacuum beds are real things? I thought they were one of those kink ideas that someone had and that spread to a community. I never imagined they actually *happened*. What next, someone's going to tell me Gas Mask Anubis is real?
re: lewd, kink, alternate timelines, wishful thinking, long-lost opportunities, bit of sour grapes for good measure
@Austin_Dern @Phorm Yeah, to be fair, I HAVE gotten to do a lot of cool stuff in RL that, fleeting or not, has been kind of an unfair privilege... Usually, I'm pretty philosophical about it, but yeah, reserves are a bit low for some reason. :D
I got to be sealed in an honest-to-goodness vacuum bed ONCE, and then the owners decided they didn't like it and it was quietly whisked away. *shrug* And while I never had one of stegosaurus's (sp?) Anubis gas masks, I did have the kitty one, and I did in fact get to wear it to a Catgirl Goth Rave before *that* friendship also exploded. I... um... maybe I shouldn't complain. It was kind of awkward, but yet, kind of amazing. n_n;;
lewd, kink, alternate timelines, wishful thinking, long-lost opportunities, bit of sour grapes for good measure
@Austin_Dern @Phorm @zebratron2084
Both real
lewd, kink, alternate timelines, wishful thinking, long-lost opportunities, bit of sour grapes for good measure
@001zlnv @Phorm @zebratron2084 Dang but this is an amazing world, at its best.
lewd, kink, alternate timelines, wishful thinking, long-lost opportunities, bit of sour grapes for good measure
@Austin_Dern @Phorm @zebratron2084
Any other random things you weren't sure we're real.
lewd, kink, alternate timelines, wishful thinking, long-lost opportunities, bit of sour grapes for good measure
@001zlnv @Phorm @zebratron2084 Thank you. Gotta be honest, what I'd be most interested in are Melies rings and transmogrifier boxes and I'm like 40% sure *those* aren't real. In any case we *should* be getting a refrigerator box in the next couple days for good experimentation.
lewd, kink, alternate timelines, wishful thinking, long-lost opportunities, bit of sour grapes for good measure
lewd, kink, alternate timelines, wishful thinking, long-lost opportunities, bit of sour grapes for good measure
@zebratron2084 I'm not sure of it's better to have experienced it, then have it taken away, or to never have had it at all.