lewd, kink, alternate timelines, wishful thinking, long-lost opportunities, bit of sour grapes for good measure 

I keep making references today to the worst and 2nd-worst timelines...

Just for reference, in the best timeline, I'm at a hotel where I can spend the day like this...

Oh well. I got it once. It was wonderful. It was everything I'd hoped for. I wondered at that moment if it would be promptly yanked away from me, by the usual suspects. Naturally, I was absolutely right.

lewd, kink, alternate timelines, wishful thinking, long-lost opportunities, bit of sour grapes for good measure 

@zebratron2084 I'm not sure of it's better to have experienced it, then have it taken away, or to never have had it at all.

lewd, kink, alternate timelines, wishful thinking, long-lost opportunities, bit of sour grapes for good measure 

@Phorm @zebratron2084 Well, I mean, at least ...

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Wait, vacuum beds are real things? I thought they were one of those kink ideas that someone had and that spread to a community. I never imagined they actually *happened*. What next, someone's going to tell me Gas Mask Anubis is real?

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re: lewd, kink, alternate timelines, wishful thinking, long-lost opportunities, bit of sour grapes for good measure 

@Austin_Dern @Phorm Yeah, to be fair, I HAVE gotten to do a lot of cool stuff in RL that, fleeting or not, has been kind of an unfair privilege... Usually, I'm pretty philosophical about it, but yeah, reserves are a bit low for some reason. :D

I got to be sealed in an honest-to-goodness vacuum bed ONCE, and then the owners decided they didn't like it and it was quietly whisked away. *shrug* And while I never had one of stegosaurus's (sp?) Anubis gas masks, I did have the kitty one, and I did in fact get to wear it to a Catgirl Goth Rave before *that* friendship also exploded. I... um... maybe I shouldn't complain. It was kind of awkward, but yet, kind of amazing. n_n;;

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