@Phorm Huh. No, actually, I think it might have been an oversight. Pretty sure foxes are not Food. Here, let me look it up here, I can get you an official word. *dons glasses and gets out the Martian Imperial Handbook* Foxes are...
"Toy." Says right here.
@zebratron2084 @Phorm BBQ sauce can be toy...
@zebratron2084 Oh. Huh. That explains a lot, actually. Like this kit they gave me.
*Holds up a box that's labeled "Face removing rubberizer: Fast acting edition"*
@Phorm Oh, yeah, that. You'd better use that. It makes the inevitable head chewing a lot less uncomfortable. It's a standard greeting on Mars so you'd better get used to it...
@zebratron2084 Wait.
When the Martian tourism board told me to coat my tent in barbeque sauce, that was a prank, wasn't it?