@zebratron2084 Wait.

When the Martian tourism board told me to coat my tent in barbeque sauce, that was a prank, wasn't it?

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@Phorm Huh. No, actually, I think it might have been an oversight. Pretty sure foxes are not Food. Here, let me look it up here, I can get you an official word. *dons glasses and gets out the Martian Imperial Handbook* Foxes are...

"Toy." Says right here.

@zebratron2084 Oh. Huh. That explains a lot, actually. Like this kit they gave me.

*Holds up a box that's labeled "Face removing rubberizer: Fast acting edition"*

@Phorm Oh, yeah, that. You'd better use that. It makes the inevitable head chewing a lot less uncomfortable. It's a standard greeting on Mars so you'd better get used to it...

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