some harsh but loving advice, cw: Hanna Barbara-adjacent
@Phorm Just be careful, okay?! There's a REASON people don't do stuff like that. It's bound to attract bands of kooky teenaged adventurers and their talking animal friends.
If you absolutely insist on pursuing this, please, for the sake of your friends and those who care about you—PLAN YOUR TRAPS WELL IN ADVANCE, and DO NOT LET THEIR ADVENTURING PARTY SPLIT UP.
I know that contradicts everything we were taught in Villain School, but trust me: that's not just how the kooky ones get into chase scenes—a MAJOR hijinx hazard that can easily slip out of your control—it's how the clever one finds the clues. Capture and brainwash her FIRST if possible, else see if you can break her glasses. Do NOT capture and brainwash the ditzy blonde under any circumstances! SHE *WILL* FIRE ANY WAND YOU GIVE HER BACKWARDS.
And just in case you do get captured, get yourself a mask that absolutely can not be removed in the finale. O:)
re: some harsh but loving advice, cw: Hanna Barbara-adjacent
@Phorm Afterthought...
Wait, you're in space?! There's no reason for you to be in space.
(*sees your costume—orbit rings, radio-antenna, galaxy-smoke, "mask," and all—and nosebleeds* OK, I was wrong, there is EVERY reason for you to be In Space. @anthracite? I NEED YOU TO DRAW SOMETHING FOR ME, STAT... :O )
re: some harsh but loving advice, cw: Hanna Barbara-adjacent
@zebratron2084 @Phorm @anthracite ... please tell me this ends in smutty hieroglyphic space comix...
re: some harsh but loving advice, cw: Hanna Barbara-adjacent
@zebratron2084 @anthracite Well, we weren't originally in space, but then Teeg Dougland had some Bad News.
At least there are a lot of Hot Babelidjinns!
(Also, I hadn't intended the knock on effect of referencing the spooky Space look, but I FULLY support your vision here!)