@Phorm I think those all sound like great ideas. You'll probably want to make sure there's a vegan option in the kitchen, by the way. Hippie comic relief can be surprisingly picky eaters these days. (Medibles are risky but can be super-fun if you're not angling for a TV Y-7.)

However, I'd recommend against using red herrings unless the animal mascot is a cat.) We're... kind of stupid that way. =>_>;= Or the smart one is Norwegian. They're... kind of stupid that way.

*cackles cynically and forwards your reply to the Acme Ballhood Company in anticipation of her commission*

@zebratron2084

Hrm, great point. I do wonder if increasing the age rating and then spiking a hookah or two might be a good path forward, now that you mention Medibles. Then again, Standards and Practices have been NOTORIOUSLY difficult to infiltrate (Even when I djinnify them, they turn out bland, corporate, and prudish!), so maybe a more all-ages approach is good.

Cat sidekick? In THIS economy? Don't I wish! I'm likely to get stuck with a goldarn talking SHARK, or some kind of lilly-white foppish revolutionary spectre. Sheesh. You can't even get good ENEMIES these days, I swear.

. . . That being said, bump that ballhood order up. Because why should I be the only one without a face in the finale? Infectious depersonalization is a twist I doubt they'll expect!

@Phorm I like the way you think. I'll see if I can get you a group discount from Acme. You can call the episode "The No-Face Space Chase!" It sounds hilarious, honestly.

And buck up, genie. It could be worse. They could have an Orbitty. *shudder* Or a Snarf.

@zebratron2084 True. Plus, Since they phased out some of the more... Problematic crime solvers (we do not speak of H*** K*** P***** in this day and age), I suppose some of the more irritating sidekicks aren't so bad comparatively. I can put up with almost anything.

Unless they have a Babu.

*Silently fumes*

@Phorm That guy? No, you don't have to worry about them. I know a guy at Warehouse 23, and there's a rumor going around that... well... you know that whole "THIS IS NOT A PLACE OF HONOR" project? The place where they're hiding all that "nuclear waste?"

Yeah. There's contamination and then there's contamination. Yabble-fuckin-dabble. >__<

@zebratron2084 Oh thank Eden for that.

I mean, I'm still upset they couldn't move faster on that than they did, though. I fear the good name of the laff-a-lympics may never recover.

@Phorm I lost SO MUCH CASH betting on the Rottens. I really thought they had a couple of those for sure. I'm pretty sure those refs got paid off in pick-i-nick baskets. >_<

@zebratron2084 Right?!

The Yogi Yahooeys were juicin', I swear. I know Grape Ape beat the charges, but I'm still not convinced!

@Phorm @zebratron2084 Y'all are a treasure n..n

@Phorm @zebratron2084

Psssst tests are not calibrated for non human physiology everyone was doping.

@Phorm @zebratron2084 HK's sidekick was the better part of that team... but otherwise yes.

@zebratron2084 @Phorm... but we're ok with fetish Uniblab, right?

@Phorm Afterthought...

Wait, you're in space?! There's no reason for you to be in space.

(*sees your costume—orbit rings, radio-antenna, galaxy-smoke, "mask," and all—and nosebleeds* OK, I was wrong, there is EVERY reason for you to be In Space. @anthracite? I NEED YOU TO DRAW SOMETHING FOR ME, STAT... :O )

@zebratron2084 @anthracite Well, we weren't originally in space, but then Teeg Dougland had some Bad News.

At least there are a lot of Hot Babelidjinns!

(Also, I hadn't intended the knock on effect of referencing the spooky Space look, but I FULLY support your vision here!)

@zebratron2084 @Phorm @anthracite ... please tell me this ends in smutty hieroglyphic space comix...