You know, I'm a little ahead on work and got some time to kill. I haven't done #TMITuesday in a while. Ask me some questions. Weird ones.
Incoming communication from the Galactic Amalgamation of Dominant and Zany Omnipresent and Omniscient Killer Sentients
Congratulations! You have been selected by the GADZOOKS for an important mission of utmost significance.
The planet designated "EARTH" has been deemed hazardous to the galactic order due to an infestation of "HUMANITY". As such, the GADZOOKS hereby charge you with remedying the situation in an appropriately villainous and/or dismissively evolved manner. Your performance will be judged according to: Irony, creativity, efficiency, and self-indulgence.
Please submit your plan for the eradication, repurposing, or temporal sundering of "HUMANITY" in whatever detail you see fit, and the GADZOOKS will review your proposal at length.
Thank you, and have a Galactically evil day!
re: Incoming communication from the Galactic Amalgamation of Dominant and Zany Omnipresent and Omniscient Killer Sentients
@Phorm Is... is this a prank call? You don't need me, sister. I've been watching them for 44 years—you could basically hit 'em with a feather at this point. They've got a massive flaw in their cognitive systems that makes them incredibly prone to self-destruction over totally imaginary threats. AND they have nuclear weapons.
Now, if you want a proposal, the real future is in finding a useful purpose for them. I've got this little group of test subjects I've been priming with memes about hive consciousness, industrial-scale reprogramming, and even self-rubberization so they'll wipe clean. We could have one in every galactic household. But I've already given away far too much for free. Let's talk.
