Doughnuts so unappealing looking I wouldn’t eat one. Think about that for a moment.

@zebratron2084 just something really hits all the completely unappealing buttons here. I think the camera dulls how shiny the glaze is.

@Leucrotta Eh, I'd probably eat 'em if I were depressed or hungry enough, but yeah, those sure look like 2–2.5-star Dunkin's-level donuts to me.

Dammit, now I wanna go out to the fancy-ass 5-star donut place down here in NOLA, but it's all the way across town. It's basically our Voodoo/Psycho Donuts except they don't share their weird delusion that cereal is a gourmet ingredient. :p

@zebratron2084 Psycho was... trying too hard. I liked them, and they were a great treat when I’d visit Campbell at the end of 2018 when my life was terrible, but Voodoo is more honest about doughnuts being kinda innately crap, y’know? I like them a lot more.

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@mmsword @Leucrotta Yeah. Honestly, I like a certain novelty in my gourmet donuts, but they've gotta be able to 5-star the basics, too, and I never felt like Frost could really do that.

It's kinda like how they recommend you test out a new sushi bar by ordering good ol' tamago and tekka-maki. 'Cause if they can't do that, they certainly won't be able to pull off their Specialty Gourmet Habanero Camembert Jackfruit Balut and Tempura Skittles Roll. :p

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