Okay, okay. I know those Kurieg single cup machines are fucking horrible. I know that. I acknowledge that.
But work has Apple Cider cups.
And I'm weak. Just for today, I'm also just fucking weak.
I am sorry. I have failed everyone.
But this is my first fall on HRT, and I guess this is how my bitch expresses herself.
The Huskybot Unbesmirched
@kelseyhusky So, one of the novels I read in my Counterculture Literature class in college had a line like, "If the Hero of the People needs a cheeseburger, give them a fucking cheeseburger." And this was right in the middle of a rant about how terrible McDonald's was for the environment.
I always thought that was good advice. Purism doesn't do us any good, and as I've seen some very good articles about ecology assert recently, putting all the burden on us as consumers takes the moral burden *away* from the people who are manufacturing and profiting from these problems. In a better world, there wouldn't be disposable plastic between you and that cider THAT YOU DESERVE, GIRL.
So what I'm saying is: you haven't failed us. *Please*, have your cider and enjoy it. We've all only (approximately) human. Just put as much of that Awesome Synthetic Husky Lady Energy as possible into fighting the system any way you can, and it'll all be okay. <3
