I wish it were possible to buy kale in a bag smaller than You Aren’t Gonna Finish This Before Some Of It Goes Off sizes.

@Leucrotta I've had this problem.

Then I started making it according to my great-grandfather's recipe, with huge amounts of chili, olive oil, parmesan, garlic, and anchovies.

Then I ate a whole bag in one sitting.

Then I had... other problems. 😱​

@zebratron2084 wait, the idea of roasting a chunk of it with oil might get me more if the bag I can use. Thanks!

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