@Leucrotta It's so much "worse" with the sound effects! This is the closest I can come to a transcript:
(M(MEW)E(M(MEW!)EW)(ME(MEW!)W)W)
@Leucrotta If I had the option of "no cats," though... *sigh* I'd never be able to take it. They're kinda worth it. Even if we do have to play an unfairly weighted 10-minute MOBA every morning just to get out of the house. :)