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Five of the most pernicious lies I was ever told:

- Brussels sprouts taste awful.
- Anchovies taste awful.
- Marmite tastes awful.
- Tofu tastes awful.
- Vanilla (as opposed to propylene glycol, or "Sealtest Dairy White") is a boring flavor.

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@zebratron2084 one of the biggest ironies about food ever is that tofu is one of if not the ultimate fried/deep fried foods.

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@Leucrotta There was a pizza place in Somerville, MA that had a huge menu of vegan-friendly fried snacks, and I actually liked their tofu fries better than I liked their wings. They had like 30 sauce options, and I miss the fuck out of them.

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@zebratron2084

... how the hell does tofu taste awful?

It barely has any taste, on it's own, and relies extremely heavily on it's surrounding sauces and spices!

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@JulieSqveakaroo @zebratron2084

Fried tofu is delicious.
Because fried *anything* is delicious.

Vanilla is my favorite flavor.

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