a concise exposition of my existential condition vis-a-vis an enduring gnostickal skepticism of the ontological solidarity and moral consistency of mine own limited and mortal terrestrial persistence, in the context of universal suffering and dissonance (shitpost)
pootnoodles
@joshua my parents paid $40,000 for me to learn to talk like that
@joshua and of course by that i mean learning to say things like "pootnoodles"
@zebratron2084 @joshua oh, pootnoodles! They're sort of like ball noodle.
@Leucrotta The only Google hits I'm finding for that are for fish balls and matzo balls, both of which sound like DAMN fine idea. If I ever had the faintest anti-semitic molecule in my body, it was obliterated by the old grannies who ran the Hillel cafeteria at Case Western, who would sell matzoh ball soup for a buck fifty to absolutely anyone who walked in, and would do so with the love and forbearance they had for their own grandchildren 😻😻😻 i miss them so much
@Leucrotta if these ladies are not in heaven the first thing i do when i die will be to steal a bulldozer and MAKE one for them <3
@zebratron2084 I figured that if poot noodles <=> pot noodles, ball noodles <=> bowl noodles. Though yeah I'm led to believe the official way to make matzo ball soup is to dole out a single very large matzo ball in among the broth and a batch of noodles.
@Leucrotta if i end up standing here after midnight making lo mein (it's all i got), it's all your fault, hope you're proud of yourself
bad joke
@zebratron2084 wow for 40,000, they threw their money away!
@zebratron2084 wow