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tempted to make a wager on it actually being the end times in the form of maxxing out all my credit cards on art commissions of rubber and plastic raccoons

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@zebratron2084 I'm saving the credit card max-out for after the 2025 inauguration. I'll either feel hopeful or suicide by secret service hopeless. and its kind of a coinflip as to which one it will be.

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@kelseyhusky I'm actually no-foolin' pondering some political bets on PredictIt that are a intentionally a bit beyond what I can afford... in the ha-ha-only-serious attempt to leverage Murphy's Law in our favor in November. I NEVER win at gambling games, so I'm hoping if I bet heavy on Trump the gods will notice and say "YEAH. NEVER MIND. FUCK *THAT* ONE AND THEIR MONEY FIRST AND FOREMOST."

re: mood ("---" but actually +) 

@zebratron2084 The surest way i know how of collapsing probability wave functions against my desires is to speak them out-loud where the universe can hear me. It is very spiteful and I know for a fact it wants to kill me.

mood ("---" but actually +) 

@zebratron2084 Not encouraging anything irresponsible but Michael's has got the resin raccoons encouraging people to "paint me" back on the shelves and boy that's a mess of buttons to go pressing.

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