cats (++); birdsite meme; police reform; The Thick Grey Stripe between civilization and anarchy 

this got no traction on birdsite but maybe you lot will appreciate it <3

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"police-involved flomping"

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@zebratron2084

Laying there and batting at leaves on the ground would be an improvement...

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@JulieSqveakaroo He's really good at it. Crime in New Orleans would grind to a halt.

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@zebratron2084

Can't commit any crimes that matter if you are busy petting a cat

Oh wait no I just thought of a few

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@001zlnv I mean, Shemp's actually corrupt as shit. Artie is HIS SISTER FFS, and I'm sure you've seen what she's like from my previous posts. The whole family is a criminal gang, really.

They just ain't gonna hurt nobody, because they're good kitties. Outlaws with hearts of gold. =^_^=

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@001zlnv I figure Police Shemp's personality is basically Boss Hogg if he found Actual Lawful Good Jesus and also was a cat. Lazy, tolerant, genially corrupt southern sheriff who hasn't issued more than a stern warning to anyone who didn't have it comin'.

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@zebratron2084

Issues a warning, "bring me a fish"

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@001zlnv There's nothing less dangerous than a food-motivated sheriff.

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@zebratron2084

Long as you're not trying to move snacks through their jurisdiction. "Gonna need to impound those hotdogs"

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@001zlnv NO, NO, THAT'S HOW GOOD SHEMP IS. He doesn't even try to steal our food. He waits for treats. <3

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@zebratron2084

That is a good cat!

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@001zlnv Peg and I are pretty sure he was a really really good German Shepherd or something in his last life and this is his first time 'round after his promotion to cat...

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