potentially tacky shitpost; cats (++); birdsite meme; police reform; The Thick Grey Stripe
Can't commit any crimes that matter if you are busy petting a cat
Oh wait no I just thought of a few
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@001zlnv I figure Police Shemp's personality is basically Boss Hogg if he found Actual Lawful Good Jesus and also was a cat. Lazy, tolerant, genially corrupt southern sheriff who hasn't issued more than a stern warning to anyone who didn't have it comin'.
re: potentially tacky shitpost; cats (++); birdsite meme; police reform; The Thick Grey Stripe
@001zlnv There's nothing less dangerous than a food-motivated sheriff.
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Long as you're not trying to move snacks through their jurisdiction. "Gonna need to impound those hotdogs"
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@001zlnv NO, NO, THAT'S HOW GOOD SHEMP IS. He doesn't even try to steal our food. He waits for treats. <3
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That is a good cat!
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@001zlnv Peg and I are pretty sure he was a really really good German Shepherd or something in his last life and this is his first time 'round after his promotion to cat...
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@zebratron2084
Issues a warning, "bring me a fish"