@xinjinmeng

FOLKS I HAVE BEEN WAITING FOR PORNO FOR A GOOD TEN-FIFTEEN MINUTES

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@Phorm @xinjinmeng *grins salaciously at the both of you* "Nothing to be done. So... what are you doing with your boots? Pity we haven't got a bit of rope. Someone's sure to come tomorrow."

@zebratron2084 @Phorm @xinjinmeng [clears throat]
What about boots? What about rope? What about fat pipes stuffed with porno mpgs? HUGALGALHUGALGALUA
[Exit stage right, pursued by Furies]

@xinjinmeng @Phorm @zebratron2084 💜
Just one more for the road -
"The question is not whether it's art or pornography people, the question is how far is that bat up under the guy's tail?"

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