shitpost, chocolate, stonerposting, cw: mild fatphobic slang used to silly effect
the life stages of chocolate are as follows:
the ripple
the flake
the minichip
the chip
the chunk
the chonk
the chungus
beyond "chungus," metric suffixes are recommended, as in the Kilochungus that dominated the landscape of Hershey, PA from the date of the Great Cacao Event of 1903 until its melting and containment by the EPA in 1987
shitpost, chocolate, stonerposting, cw: mild fatphobic slang used to silly effect
... great... now I'm picturing chocolates as pokemon evolutions...
@JulieSqveakaroo @Phorm mission accomplished 🦅
@JulieSqveakaroo @Phorm Pints o' cream! Pork cylinders! Potato grids! Artificial bacon! Large macs!
re: shitpost, chocolate, stonerposting, cw: mild fatphobic slang used to silly effect
@Phorm Like, say, a Klondike Bar or a (cough) Inuit Pie? Brace yourself for wonderment, my dear: That is a chocolate ghost! It seeks out ice cream and "possesses" it, if you will, as a benign host until its earthly business is completed.
re: shitpost, chocolate, stonerposting, cw: mild fatphobic slang used to silly effect
re: shitpost, chocolate, stonerposting, cw: mild fatphobic slang used to silly effect
@Phorm "That's right, Phorm! Isn't science fun? And now, if we just hook this bottle of liquid nitrogen up to *your* bottle, we see a very interesting phenomenon occur! You see, the chocolate ghosts can't see and hear like we can! But they can sense cold, which is how they feed! Isn't that interesting, Phorm? Phorm...? Phorm? You OK in there, Phorm? Would you like some sprinkles?"
re: shitpost, chocolate, stonerposting, cw: mild fatphobic slang used to silly effect
*A sudden chattering in the vixen is accompanied by her smoketail turning to icey slush, and then the genie herself cartoonishly turning into a parfait.*
!!
re: shitpost, chocolate, stonerposting, cw: mild fatphobic slang used to silly effect
re: shitpost, chocolate, stonerposting, cw: mild fatphobic slang used to silly effect
((I... I'm truly sorry... I just couldn't resist...))
re: shitpost, chocolate, stonerposting, cw: mild fatphobic slang used to silly effect
@JulieSqveakaroo @zebratron2084
I audibly laughed, and I enjoyed that thoroughly :) Absolutely zero apologies necessary for an expertly delivered pun, friend Sqveakaroo.
re: shitpost, chocolate, stonerposting, cw: mild fatphobic slang used to silly effect
re: shitpost, chocolate, stonerposting, cw: mild fatphobic slang used to silly effect
@zebratron2084 @JulieSqveakaroo @Phorm
I apologize, but I fear I missed the step where you were giving us chocolate.
shitpost, chocolate, stonerposting, cw: mild fatphobic slang used to silly effect
@zebratron2084
And where does the "hard chocolate with cream center" fall in this evolutionary progression?