shitpost, chocolate, stonerposting, cw: mild fatphobic slang used to silly effect 

the life stages of chocolate are as follows:

the ripple
the flake
the minichip
the chip
the chunk
the chonk
the chungus

beyond "chungus," metric suffixes are recommended, as in the Kilochungus that dominated the landscape of Hershey, PA from the date of the Great Cacao Event of 1903 until its melting and containment by the EPA in 1987

shitpost, chocolate, stonerposting, cw: mild fatphobic slang used to silly effect 

@zebratron2084

And where does the "hard chocolate with cream center" fall in this evolutionary progression?

shitpost, chocolate, stonerposting, cw: mild fatphobic slang used to silly effect 

@Phorm @zebratron2084

... great... now I'm picturing chocolates as pokemon evolutions...

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