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i keep having this irrational inkling that i'm about to hwarf up this gigantic hairball, and it's going to contain wet mushy traces of web $.0, Trump's toupee, some TERF bones, assorted bits of Kardassian jewelry, and retracted Andrew Wakefield studies, and i'd feel really queasy for a couple hours and then things would just feel... normal again for the first time in six years.

it's not gonna happen, is it

mh (~), society 

@zebratron2084 eat a “Spicy Bite” from 7-11, you’ll feel better.

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@Leucrotta @zebratron2084 Might take a week off your projected lifespan, but you'll feel better. 👍

re: mh (~), society 

@Leucrotta You're never gonna believe this, but I currently have zero access to 7-Elevens! It's kinda wonderful, actually, a city where it's an order of magnitude HARDER to find a Starbucks or a Sev than it is to find a local coffee shop or a skeezy bodega!

mh (~), society 

@zebratron2084 Probably not, but it'd be nice if it did <3

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