parents, media, loathing, bazinga, wrestlemen 

i spend the whole fucking afternoon carefully treating my cultural malaise with megadoses of strong bad email and what the fuck happens

my parents come along and remind me they LOVE the big bang theory and kick it all off all over again

guess i have to move onto stronger stuff-- god, what IS the diametric opposite of big bang theory? young ones, probably?

fuck, i wish it were legal in ohio to get sblounskched. i need to get good and sblounskched.

parents, media, loathing, bazinga, wrestlemen 

@zebratron2084

Oh my god. I empathize with your plight _considerably_.

My mother and step-father adore the Big Bang Theory. They find it hilarious. They think Sheldon is amazing.

They always tell me, "It's just like you! This all reminds us of YOU! They even go to a school that's supposed to be [REDACTED]!"

They don't understand why I get uncomfortable when they say this to me.

I prescribe one large dose of Hot Jones, ASAP.

youtube.com/watch?v=zWpW623yrA

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re: parents, media, loathing, bazinga, wrestlemen 

@Phorm doctor sez i'm only allowed to have warm jenkins until my rubdominal scrimmage pops back in ;_;

re: parents, media, loathing, bazinga, wrestlemen 

@zebratron2084

;.;

*Gives you a soft hug, and a cap-su-el of big ol' headache medicine*

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@Phorm *POP*

Hooray! Dere it goes!</Z>

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