Meanwhile, my so very wonderful, so very Midwestern mom is stirring up a big crockpot full of gyro meat for dinner.
Now, let's go over this again. She is stirring up a *crockpot* full of "gyro" meat. Now, if you are not a food person, take a moment to ponder the etymology of the term "gyro" and what it might imply about the preparation of this dish...
I love my family so much. I can not wait to get back to Seattle, where GYROS ARE GODDAMN VERTICAL LIKE HESTIA INTENDED. XD
@Thaminga Dammit, you got me on a stirring technicality!
@zebratron2084 I mean, it's spinning around either way. It technically works, damn it.