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Volcanic take:
Noreen Malone and Lynne Truss are both traitors—there, I said it—to humanity.
They deserve nothing less than persecution—yes, even exile from the company of English speakers—for the very sake of human progress.
You will have to take—indeed, pry—my em-dash out of my cold, dead hands.
@zebratron2084 That article is typographic victim-shaming. I didn't even put up with that crap from Vonnegut, and this blogger is no Vonnegut.
*jealously guards semicolons, em-dashes, and serial commas*
(delivered in the hyperbolic spirit of the original; deep down I can see it in my heart to forgive Noreen. But Lynne and I still—as it were— got beef. <3 )