Today I learned Trader Joe's "Crunchy Curls" are so named because they have absolutely no other aesthetic attributes after which they could have been named.
(It still took a surprisingly heroic force of will to stop eating them. Which makes me suspect I should be kept away from styrofoam packing peanuts, too.)
@zebratron2084 that is Entirely Possible. I'd recommend a blindfolded taste test to compare but I doubt anybody cares that much.
Pirate Booty is still very tasty, though! ANNOYINGLY TASTY. /dangerously tasty/. great, now I've given myself a craving. >____<