Empress of Mars: Undisputed @zebratron2084@awoo.space

you just look at these two good kitties and fucking tell me again how trans-speciesism is a joke 😻😻😻​

#2019LifestyleGoals

Yeah, um, I think it's safe to say I finally got the hang of Through The Ages.

I summarized the Pentagon Papers incident for some guy on Reddit, and another Redditor rewarded me with this neat inside story.

Strive in all things to be as big a nuisance to the system as this guy.

At the *very* least, there are four:

#moodsnapshot

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HOCH HECH

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Oh, sure. She thinks it's funny now. But this is EXACTLY how the Crisis on Infinite Earths started.

Shrews do some real Stephen King shit... *shudder*

I found this textfile on my desktop.

I don't remember writing it.

I think it might have been written sometime between the day I bought that bottle of tequila and the day I emptied that bottle of tequila. Some amount of kelp may have also been involved in its production.

For the record, @anthracite immediately insisted on performing a dramatic reading of the entire document. :D

who's goin

You heard it first from Looper, folks: EVERY. SUPER. HERO. HAS. BEEN. CONFIRMED. FOR. AVENGERS. 4.

All of them. Squirrel Girl. Ambush Bug. Brother Power the Geek. Power Pack. The Newsboy Legion. The Canterbury Cricket. Alley-Cat-Abra. Mogo the Living Planet. Lion-O. Stretch Dude. Clobber Girl. Reid Fleming, World's Toughest Milkman. Sewer Urchin. BOTH the action and talk show Space Ghosts. Bananaman. Herbie the Fat Fury. The Flaming Carrot. The Culligan Man. The Michelin Man. Arm-Fall-Off Boy. And EIGHT guys named Nightwing!

What part of EVERY SUPERHERO don't you understand?!?! This movie is going to be a FUCKING BLOWOUT.

Dammit, Chrome. Dammit, FurAffinity.

@anthracite has been singing "Autobahn" to herself all day.

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Google turning its logo gray as a memorial for Bush Sr. is a nice touch.

He was a very gray sort of man. It makes a lot of sense to celebrate his life by negating a rainbow effect.

Don't ever be afraid to show your true colors.

But do try to make sure those colors contrast properly with your true text.

There's so much latent in this old photo of a Victorian couple trying not to burst out laughing during a portrait. Can you imagine how different *our* era will look, when there's nothing left but the semblances and the polite poses?