Empress of Mars: Undisputed @zebratron2084@awoo.space

@eredien @anthracite They're not actually that exciting. :) They're just your basic Hawaiian shaved ice with a bit superior ice-grinding method that does admittedly make it nice and fluffy. But it's still just corn syrup and flavoring over ice -- albeit with a lot of neat local flavors like "wedding cake" ("almond"), nectar ("almond"), and orchid creme ("almond").​And they're nice in the middle of NOLA's "triple summer" -- this stand, Pandora's, is about halfway between our pad and City Park...

@Orb2069 That's not what the novel is about, though. *innocent deadpan*

So, just for this "novel" I've been writing... about how many people armed with AR-15s do you think it *would* take to terminate every living thing inside the Heritage Foundation complex?

I'm alive.

I am maintaining myself adequately for the most part, even if I have expanded 30 lbs since the last time I posted.

I am extremely tired.

Wake me when the Revolution starts. I mean starts-starts, too, not this Newsweek "Trump approval rating slips another 0.5%" bullshit. I wanna wake up to rivers of oligarch blood in the street.

@Owlor This, THIS is the kind of content I wanted to see on Masto! ​

@anthracite No, but if you wanna pull a Meaning of Liff on it, I'd recommend Malmesbury, Telscombe, or perhaps Skegness.​

@JulieSqveakaroo @Phorm @PhoenixTril If that's part of "Bob's" plan for the world, dear, it must have been in the apocrypha.

@Phorm @JulieSqveakaroo @PhoenixTril I don't suppose y'all have heard of a Subgenius "theological" concept called the "Bulldada Cycle...?"

@Phorm @anthracite Well, it was the norm there at the best of times. Very often the norm there was "crickets." I don't want to idealize it. It did ultimately leave me very frustrated and sad-- there's a reason I escaped to 12Fold.

@LexYeen Hey. Yeah, we're not getting any younger. It's been an honor knowing you, and it's been SUPER fun watching you geniefy. Love ya babe, glad we crossed paths. <3

But yeah, I'm a stereotypical Italian-American, this stuff's where we're a Viking. I call my mom twice a week and we rag on each other like brother and sister. She knows how the hell I feel about her. She's a cool lady. She's always respected me and I'm very lucky.

And Peg has to put up with SO much of that sort of mammal shit from me. Hell, I probably tell the cats I love 'em roughly 4-5 times a day. Each.

@Phorm So... yeah.

This is the best photo I could get without disturbing her.

Yes, those are little sports trophies adorning it. I dunno either. This is just my life now. ​

@Phorm Darlin, seriously, I would *adore* being handed a few more places where I could find ya. <3 But I also get it if you're laying low, this is a good era for that. *hug* I wil definitely ping you if I see any action on the MUCK! <3

@Phorm Yeah, sorry I haven't gotten back to you about hanging out there. Saturday night get-togethers have still been getting scheduled, I guess, but I haven't seen a crowd yet and didn't wanna tag you in until I saw one. *hug* I have been watching and will continue to do so, because I would REALLY love to get something going. Life's just been... distracting lately. (Wait until you see our squatter neighbor's new "cultural monument" )

@JulieSqveakaroo @anthracite Cool, have you ever seen Scud, the Disposable Assassin? He worked on that too!

#schrabbing #schrabber #schrabbed

@anthracite do you know what schrabbing is, dear?

also, what should we do about that test post?

I miss Schrabbing.

https://www.reddit.com/r/schrabbing/comments/ayfjqu/the_first_schrab/