Empress of Mars: Undisputed @zebratron2084@awoo.space

Huh. That's new.

holy fuck

behold the rotation viii

it's like the kobold to a standard cabinet's dragon

i am gonna marry this machine someday 🙀

basically imagine this little champion only metallic pink, deceptively plump, seemingly faceless until the MAAAAAW opens up, chaotic neutral, and just generally real real crummy :D

Well, that's odd. This is a screenshot from Marge Be Not Proud. Look at how on the left-hand side the digits are clearly hand-drawn but on the right they look like they're printed or maybe some Letraset sort of thing. And stocking #4 has six digits, in both scripts, while the others only have five! I wonder what could have possibly happened in production?!

i received only a supermarket fruit pie

clearly she cares nothing about my wellbeing

please contact tiger protective services

(actually hubig's pies are pretty good so i just might pull thru after all😺 )

RIP, he was such a great inspiration 😿

(wait who died? ok no that's fantastic)

Well, fuck me Mother Shipton. Looks like someone called the Trump scandals way back in 1978.

I researched both of these sources and they're completely legit.

https://www.abebooks.com/9780440065135/official-explanations-Dickson-Paul-0440065135/plp

https://billmoyers.com/content/presidents-politics-richard-strout/

NOW YOU ARE JUST STRAIGHT LYING TO ME 😾​

Well thank fucking god for that then.

"One of them is assuring me in a polite and condescending voice that my feelings are valid but my needs can not be addressed right now!"

*gasp*

"I've created liberals!"</lisa-simpson>

It's so good to feel seen and protected. This feels like the sort of warm, loving artificial friend who would wear an LGBT Pride Month pin all through July 🙃​

Swing and a miss, my friend. Better luck next compile.

HAY KIDS

TIME TO PLAY "WHAT'S WRONG WITH THIS PICTURE"

Hladolet 2.0

maybe 3.0

less "fucktoy" and more "power-maddened psionic herald"

on a very related note, how can i get in on someone's furry superheroes rpg asap

Well. This aged poorly.

Outie for real now. Sorry if I did any psychic damage, but... yeah, there are gonna be a lot of mindworm experiments in the next couple years. Brace yourselves for the telepathic feedback.

We got a PLAN up here on Mars. 😼​

quiet you jerks artie is trying to nap <3

OK how the in actual fuck do you not recognize this bit as satire after the "VIP table at Chili's" line?

I really don't like my allies sometimes, did I mention that? Painful thickness exists on both sides of the political fence.

My entire life with Peggy in several images, courtesy of the show Schmigadoon...

guess i gotta drag this one out again

This fucker.

I'm looking for the "SLAP USER" button on my keyboard.

Wikipedia ONLY mentions "dihydrogen monoxide" as a parody. It says NOTHING about it being valid. I even went back and checked the version that was current the day they posted. Couldn't have been clearer it was satire. Bet they didn't even look at the actual article first. They just Knew A Fact and linked to the Fact Place.

This may seem trivial to you, friends, but the phenomenon it represents? It's the Root Of All Stupid and it's reason #1 after good old-fashioned greed that we can't have nice things.