Empress of Mars: Undisputed @zebratron2084@awoo.space

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scrufy crim-bere git pnub

flim @ 11

#WeOnlyWriteLikeThis
#ToKeepYouOffGuard
#SheActuallyHasAPhD
#InTreeCrime

After doing some very sophisticated Cat Math, I wrote up a quick convolutional-network AI and ran several thousand generations to get this, the most objectively Shemp image possible.

No, I'm just kidding, this is just a photo of Shemp at his shempiest.

#WAT?

On an unrelated note... HOW THE FUCK IS THIS POSSIBLE? Am I crazy, or do these two totally different Twitter accounts have the exact same name and URL?!

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IMHO this is the money quote:

It dawns on me that some of you have never seen The Empress of Mars* in her full glory, and I ran across these images while tidying up my desktop. Both pics are by the gracious and talented @anthracite. The first is our old threesome with @acetone_kitten; the second is Rezeya's current, manticore form, which I earned fair and square by paying my own damn rent for the first time in this relationship. *blush*

There is no need to avert thine eyes, small tasty mortal! Her Majesty has tikka masala on the way and is barely even hungry! 😽​

*disputed

After some rocky relationship territory... and months in separate packing boxes... reunited at last.

#LoveConquersAll
#LadyMythtiqueMarmalade (he/him)
#BEAR! (he/him)

I... I may be a bit cranky today. ​

welcome to my life

(Chart of the Japanese postal addressing system. You'll definitely want to open it up in a separate tab and zoom in... or better yet, just continue with your life, happily unaware, dreaming of cities that are rectilinear and numbered in an orderly sequence. 😱​)

@anthracite, eat yer heart out! ​

@hystericempress @mmsword

Thinking of you.

http://www.ozizo.jp/zenzo/

Run it through Google Translate. It's a tonkatsu restaurant that basically does extremely high-grade kurobuta Pig Donuts.

Artist's conception: me in queer furry fandom, 2002-2020.

#EggWithNoBirdInside
#ThisISMyFinalForm

Good day today, spent mostly in the park chatting on the phone with my endearingly obnoxious mom, while sprawling a few feet away from Peg.

The general serenity of the day was marred only by an encounter with poor Shemp, who through no fault of his own is still enduring a long and difficult bout of being a cat. My heart goes out to him and his loving partner, Jingly Man On Stick, in this difficult time. :'(

#HALP
#AM_CAT
#WAT_DO
#HOW2KAT??
#WHO_AM_SHOMP
#FLOP

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"Awww, silly humans. We never left them."

Oh god, Peggy is drawing Odie and I just realized that his tongue is COMING RIGHT OUT OF A HOLE IN HIS THROAT. There is absolutely no conventional dental, mandibular, or oral anatomy involved. I will never be able to unsee this for as long as I live.

nuff said

#discoelysium #onlygoodnonb99cop
#moralism4ever

fake cacomistle #3 is sick of terrans' shit

I was kinda proud of this one. :)

(If you don't get the reference, it's the final scene of the film The Graduate, where the protagonist and his crush get married on impulse after he crashes her wedding to someone else. The final shot is them riding a getaway bus and... not really making eye contact as they stare awkwardly and ponder if this was really a good idea. "Sounds Of Silence," filked above, is the soundtrack for all this.)