Empress of Mars: Undisputed @zebratron2084@awoo.space

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scrufy crim-bere git pnub

flim @ 11

#WeOnlyWriteLikeThis
#ToKeepYouOffGuard
#SheActuallyHasAPhD
#InTreeCrime

After doing some very sophisticated Cat Math, I wrote up a quick convolutional-network AI and ran several thousand generations to get this, the most objectively Shemp image possible.

No, I'm just kidding, this is just a photo of Shemp at his shempiest.

#WAT?

On an unrelated note... HOW THE FUCK IS THIS POSSIBLE? Am I crazy, or do these two totally different Twitter accounts have the exact same name and URL?!

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IMHO this is the money quote:

It dawns on me that some of you have never seen The Empress of Mars* in her full glory, and I ran across these images while tidying up my desktop. Both pics are by the gracious and talented @anthracite. The first is our old threesome with @acetone_kitten; the second is Rezeya's current, manticore form, which I earned fair and square by paying my own damn rent for the first time in this relationship. *blush*

There is no need to avert thine eyes, small tasty mortal! Her Majesty has tikka masala on the way and is barely even hungry! 😽​

*disputed

After some rocky relationship territory... and months in separate packing boxes... reunited at last.

#LoveConquersAll
#LadyMythtiqueMarmalade (he/him)
#BEAR! (he/him)

I... I may be a bit cranky today. ​

welcome to my life

(Chart of the Japanese postal addressing system. You'll definitely want to open it up in a separate tab and zoom in... or better yet, just continue with your life, happily unaware, dreaming of cities that are rectilinear and numbered in an orderly sequence. 😱​)

@anthracite, eat yer heart out! ​

@hystericempress @mmsword

Thinking of you.

http://www.ozizo.jp/zenzo/

Run it through Google Translate. It's a tonkatsu restaurant that basically does extremely high-grade kurobuta Pig Donuts.

Artist's conception: me in queer furry fandom, 2002-2020.

#EggWithNoBirdInside
#ThisISMyFinalForm

Good day today, spent mostly in the park chatting on the phone with my endearingly obnoxious mom, while sprawling a few feet away from Peg.

The general serenity of the day was marred only by an encounter with poor Shemp, who through no fault of his own is still enduring a long and difficult bout of being a cat. My heart goes out to him and his loving partner, Jingly Man On Stick, in this difficult time. :'(

#HALP
#AM_CAT
#WAT_DO
#HOW2KAT??
#WHO_AM_SHOMP
#FLOP

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"Awww, silly humans. We never left them."

Oh god, Peggy is drawing Odie and I just realized that his tongue is COMING RIGHT OUT OF A HOLE IN HIS THROAT. There is absolutely no conventional dental, mandibular, or oral anatomy involved. I will never be able to unsee this for as long as I live.

nuff said

#discoelysium #onlygoodnonb99cop
#moralism4ever

fake cacomistle #3 is sick of terrans' shit