Empress of Mars: Undisputed @zebratron2084@awoo.space

"...and I did a lot of grandstanding on social media about how brave I am for all the things I consume. I mentioned a lot of brand names, never left my comfort zone by talking to anyone TOO different from me, and didn't bring my country's blatantly obvious political crisis into it at all. Let me tell you, I have never felt more like an American."

#TheLukewarmHeroCentristsDeserve

NE Ohio: an artist's conception

#TotalPerspectiveVortex
#helpme

For the 12th time... could someone please explain boycotts to the right-wingers!?

"So, let's go over this again. You DON'T buy the product then destroy it. You just don't buy it at all."

"But then we never have the thing we want!"

"Yes. That's right. You never have the thing you want. Because you don't want them to have your money."

"Never have the thing? Sounds un-American! Can't we just buy one and trash it or rip off the logo or make them write Merry Christmas on it instead?"

That last bit, especially.

From Kerry Thornley's "Zenarchy":

I like that this is the top Google Image hit for "nicest cat." Clearly, I picked the right taxonomic family for my personality.

*begs for belly rubs then claws you up a little* 🐯​❤️​

#moodsnapshot

C'mon, start something. I'll tear a very very tiny part of your face off. And then forget what I was mad about and probably go to sleep in a sunbeam or something.

#moodsnapshot #veryfierce

Not one, but two #shortdurationpersonalsaviors

Found on Reddit.

Remember, folks. THIS is the quality of our opponents in the culture wars. Our future is bright.

genderpol, hot take, channer logic

Oh. RIGHT. I guess they would be natural enemies.

This came up in an image search, and now I'm just wondering what Kermit could have possibly done to piss off Sarah Huckabee Sanders so badly. (Beating people up for trying to educate kids sounds more like a DeVos thing, honestly.)

spoiler alert:

cute yes, but it's ear semaphore for "betray your species and join us, humans"

NO, SERIOUSLY. DON'T FUCKING AWOO*.

*WOLVES EXCEPTED

important announcement*; tigers (*blatant lie)

#moodsnapshot

(Yes, the number on his cake is accurate. Nutmeg's seen some shit, man.)

Yeah, okay, I think the item list for Trash Panda Hospital is slowly approaching the desired balance between "adorable" and "nightmarish."

mood; cat; cat mood

license to swill (shitpost; cw: booze, colonialism)