drugs; potato
I found this textfile on my desktop.
I don't remember writing it.
I think it might have been written sometime between the day I bought that bottle of tequila and the day I emptied that bottle of tequila. Some amount of kelp may have also been involved in its production.
For the record, @anthracite immediately insisted on performing a dramatic reading of the entire document. :D
pajama police
You heard it first from Looper, folks: EVERY. SUPER. HERO. HAS. BEEN. CONFIRMED. FOR. AVENGERS. 4.
All of them. Squirrel Girl. Ambush Bug. Brother Power the Geek. Power Pack. The Newsboy Legion. The Canterbury Cricket. Alley-Cat-Abra. Mogo the Living Planet. Lion-O. Stretch Dude. Clobber Girl. Reid Fleming, World's Toughest Milkman. Sewer Urchin. BOTH the action and talk show Space Ghosts. Bananaman. Herbie the Fat Fury. The Flaming Carrot. The Culligan Man. The Michelin Man. Arm-Fall-Off Boy. And EIGHT guys named Nightwing!
What part of EVERY SUPERHERO don't you understand?!?! This movie is going to be a FUCKING BLOWOUT.
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read this, pitiful humans:
http://egypt.urnash.com/parallax/