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style goals 

in light of my previous rant about picking off conservatives... feeling big Huntress Wizard energy tonight

i could do a hell of a lot worse

uspol, shitpost, birdsite, chatlog, silly, kink, special guest start: tiny jackalope kit, cw: cartoon dragon dongs 

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food, NOLA, ponies 

Just ate a satsuma ice from Angelo Brocato's historic gelateria. It was basically like eating Fluttershy: sweet, soft-spoken, subtly tart, and prone to melting at the slightest stimulus.

commonplace book, shitpost, mild misanthropy, media references, lists 

For those of you keeping score at home...

(Contributions welcome.)

Z84's COMMONPLACE BOOK:
evernote.com/l/Ahj14VCozwRCmKP

reddit, snark, shitpost 

I think I have finally found the Reddit equivalent of the Five-Finger Exploding Palm Technique. It is unstoppable. There is no countermove.

cw: birdsite repost, Hey They're Gonna Eat That Guy, Martian sociology, satire of TERFs 

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very mild body horror 

in other news this is the sort of place i live here now

honestly this feels like a pretty good day to abandon the old flesh and become a purely media signal

nothin but the Raccoon Network

political rants, half-remembered eddie izzard references, and perverted fantasies about talking plastic animals

airing 24/7 in the new bioplastic growth in your forebrain

uspol, satire, ammo 

I did at least make this little toy, based on the nine traits on Thomas Adorno's F (for Fascism) scale in The Authoritarian Personality.

Use it for good, with my frothy, contagious blessings. :ms_raccoon:

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cw: desserts 

Any other mood I previously had has been completely overwritten by my envy of whoever has these mochi donuts. >__<

Pastries with weird colorful frosting are one of my big weak spots.

=== KITTY DEBRIEFING ===

REAR BREACH DETECTED AT HQ COMMA 1315 HOURS SATURDAY AFTERNOON STOP

INFILTRATORS APPREHENDED AND COUNTERACTED STOP END

childrens books, magic, acts of friendly cruelty <3 

Doop do doo, don't mind me, just calling out @Phorm and @Djinnanigans@dragon.style... 😙

(Found in the bargain bin of the local grocery.)

my relationship with my mother in a nutshell (++); cw: ted danson 

Ayup.

foodcrime; stress; basically raccoon things 

Stressful day. Things are actually generally good, just got an unexpected piece of healthcare bureaucracy dropped on me with a tighter-than-comfortable deadline.

Well, I had to do some grocery shopping, and I wanted to get something that would help me deal with stress without going overboard. So I got some Mr. Kipling Unicorn Slices (see image below)...

...and some limburger cheese. Because I've never tried it and I need a nice purgative ritual.

special sneak preview: what Rez has been up to 

RUN COWARDS RUN 🐯 🐯 🐯 🐯 🐯

Just waiting on the tail weaponry.


(art by just-guess-who)

cw: potentially distressing image of facially-distorted stage makeup 

Happy Halloween.

I have a latent monstery side, so this is almost Style Goals for me.

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